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Showing posts with label about funny. Show all posts

Monday, August 24, 2015

mamai punya cerita


i was diagnosed with Tendonsomethingsomethinglitis. which in ordinary term simply means tendon tear on my right shoulder caused by repetitive shoulder motion blahblahblah... the doctor explained.

oklah senang cerita... coz i play golf five days a week, that's why. -.-

 it's been almost 3 months now since the start of Ramadhan.

last week i went to the specialist and they gave a jab on my shoulder. i hate needles but the jab is suppose to make me pain free...so i agreed to it.

actually that's not what the post all about, it's what happened slightly before and after the jab.

so a few days before my appointment with the specialist, my Event Manager(EM) WhatsApp me if i was interested to take a job.
my first impression of the date was it's on that weekend Sunday.

the Jab was scheduled on the 20/8/2015, apart from i was feeling numb on my  right arm, i also felt drowsy and sleepy... so i slept through...

when i woke up the next day (Friday) sometime after noon i checked my phone and thought, arghhh!!!! i forgot to confirm with my EM about the job and that it's not on Sunday as i initially thought but on that very Friday itself!

notice that i type 21/9 instead of 21/8, a minute later
when i scrolled through again and saw she mentioned 21/11
now, that even got me confused






then for some reason later that evening i just realized that i didn't even get the current month right to begin with!

i still feel pain in my shoulder but not as bad but it has probably migrated to my elbow now... sadly, hopefully temporarily, the doctor said i can't  play golf for the next 6 weeks. Haishhhhh...... :'(

partially handicapped,

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

dilemma PilihanRaya & Hari Raya this year...

This year Raya, sesiapa yang suka makan lemang tu beli jelah yang instant dlm packet kat supermarket tu ye. they look like these...

 


the reason for saying this is simply because...buluh buluh  tu tak sempat nak besar utk jadi lemang tradisional dah tahun ni...that looks like these ye kawan-kawan...
 

pokok pokok buluh tu tak sempat nak besar dah tahun ni...


sebab dah jadi tiang -tiang bendera this pilihanraya!!!


hahahaha....xD

Thursday, June 14, 2012

when in Penang...

Went to Penang Island (Pulau Pinang) during the last school holiday...it was the first visit for the kids....so what did we do?
...hmm nothing much..cos it was mostly raining for the 3 days 2 nights we were there....(rain is Good...i love it when it rains :)


so it was a no brainer we should 'explore' some indoor activities at Queensbay Mall instead...err.. window shopping mostly...


 then...

we watched Snow BlaWhite and the Huntsman (yawnnnn...).. while the kids...

 spent their time here...*____*

oh ok ok...i almost forgot ...( rewind )...going to Penang Island would not be dramatically authentic if u don't do the ferry ride... which u however, would have to spend at least an hour wait before the ride...this probably happens during school holidays though...because of the long queue.





my BIL, laith and my nephews...
which we did when we arrived from Butterworth...good thing we were using the good old GPS to find the Ferry terminal or we'll just ended up crossing to the Penang island using the bridge instead... but then again ..

 


crossing the Penang Bridge is another must do thing when visiting Penang...the total length of the bridge is 13.5 km (8.4 mi), making it the longest bridge in Malaysia and the fourth-longest in Southeast Asia. so that'll be a good general knowledge for the kids n hope that they learn something during the trip too.

the little island that i'd imagine would be perfect for our weekend getaway cabin... only to be squashed by mehubby lil comment : "it'll only be wiped out when the tsunami comes..." errkkk...scratch that! :(

on the 1st night in Penang, somehow, we managed to get our tired butts out to the Batu Ferringhi Sidewalk nite bazaar. unfortunately, no photos cos i wasn't really in the mood to take pictures that nite :(

it was kinda fun though cos u really have to haggle hard to get the price down to the locals' rate if u don't want to pay the tourists' rate that is. yes, this market catering mainly, though not exclusively, to foreign tourists . so us locals, we haggle and we haggle hard! :) oh but make sure after the haggling u buy the said item or u'll be cursed left, right and center...if u know what i mean. :)

ok on food...when in Penang, try eat their famous Char Koay Teow, Rojak Buah, Pasembur and Laksa Penang... 

 unlike yours truly~ she had Soft Shell Crab Bento at Queensbay Mall Foodcourt! hahaha...

but, but, but...
i did try their famous Nasi Kandar Line Clear though..


to those unfamiliar what nasi kandar is :  here is an explanation taken from Wikipedia
Nasi Kandar is a popular northern Malaysian dish, which originates from Penang. It is a meal of steamed rice which can be plain or mildly flavored, and served with a variety of curries and side dishes.

The word Nasi Kandar, came about from a time when nasi (rice) hawkers or vendors would kandar (balance) a pole on the shoulder with two huge containers of rice meals. The name has remained and today the word Nasi Kandar is seen on most Tamil Muslim or "Malaysian Mamak" restaurants and Indian-Muslim stall meals.

The rice for a nasi kandar dish is often placed in a wooden container about three feet high, giving it a distinctive aroma. The rice is accompanied by side dishes such as fried chicken, curried spleen, cubed beef, fish roe, fried prawns or fried squid. The vegetable dish would usually be brinjal (aubergine), okra (lady fingers or "bendi") or bitter gourd. A mixture of curry sauces is poured on the rice. This is called 'banjir' (flooding) and imparts a diverse taste to the rice.
Started way back in 1930, Line Clear Nasi Kandar is one of the oldest nasi kandar outlet in Penang. It is located on an alley at the Chulia Street (Lebuh Chulia) and Penang Road (Jalan Penang) junction along the way to Chowrasta market.

 the one with the red hat and shades is the famous rather annoying server is the whistleblower who would blow the whistle every after he finishes serving  a customer( or a group of them ) and shouts "Line Clear!"  to indicate that it's the next customer in line's turn to be served. the waiters would occasionally glide by ur table and ask" Line Clear?' with a thumb's up to denote "do u have anything else to order / do u want anything while i'm here... to order or to complain?" (just my interpretation though...only God knows what they actually mean...:D)

 the Fish Head..with teeth and all..."Haiyak, Piranha, Run Away, Run Away..!!!"

that's a pretty Big prawn hey!


the before and after Nasi Kandar 'Line clear' at 10pm pic of Wawa.
i've been to Penang a lot of times but i 've never had Nasi Kandar before. to me, it's just way too much gravy for my liking and too spicy for me to actually enjoy it. oh well, we all have different taste buds don't we...:)

Next must visit place is the Chowrasta Market, famous for it's fruit pickles. Fruit pickles are fruits preserved in heavy syrup or brine.  there are also spicy ones when chilies are added.
Penang is famous for its pickled nutmeg, mangoes, guava and papaya. other local fruits such as kedondong, salak, asam kelubi and cermai are also equally yum-yums as pickles.

varieties of pickles

take ur pick

cherry pickles

and more pickles

dried Strawberries

fresh nutmeg
didn't get to bring the kids to the beach, didn't get to eat their famous Char Koey Teow, Penang Laksa or  their Rojak buah, did not get to do much sightseeing... but we did have a swell time in Penang.

there my long post of the month..phewhh...

till we meet again...Ta!



Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Smurf gets in my eye


Now, how did her eye turn so scary red, u  must have wondered....well it's because of this little guy...

he thinks by getting into my eye, he could blend in and turns himself blue which would get himself a part in the next Smurf sequel movie.but....the problem is, my contact lenses aren't blue, it's only turquoise blue, better luck next time u actor wannabe! ;P  



Thursday, October 13, 2011

a missed call & what leads to it...

received a missed call sometime after midnight a few nights back. phone calls late at nite or early morning always put me into panic mode but since i didn't recognise the number so i just took it as a non intended call by the caller or to put it simply~ wrong number.

later the next day, i received a text message from that same number demanding to know whose number he/she had miscalled the night b4!? err...excuse me, isn't that suppose to be the other way round? *___________*

anyway these were the texts exchange between us...:P

stranger: Who's tiz?
me: who's tat?

stranger: Who ru? (err...who ru?)
me: I is me, U is who?

stranger: Amir. And U? (could it be my brother Amir aka A2? but of course i'd know my brother's number wouldn't i)
me: hmm...ok Amir, i think u got wrong number.

stranger: Who are u then?
me: Do u know Xunny? (hahaha trying to be exotic i was)

stranger: i dnt know...wat a weird name!
me: Yeah i guess, but cool name anyhow...ur name sounds like my brother's ( i won't admit to him that he and my brother shares the same name of course)

stranger: Thx..i own a shop at pavillion and sg wang plaza...nice to know you (did i in anyway asked him, i would not know)
me: What kind of shop is that? U must be rich!

stranger:Rich nop lerr. Just Lil bit. Ladies wear shop and a gold shop
me: Wah what lady's wear shop? u mean like clothes & dresses or the lingerie kind?
how to order? got online store or not or may be facebook? this store at in Sg Wang or Pavilion? what's the name of ur shop? (well.... it was raining with thunder n lightning.... i had to switch off the puter, and i got bored...:P )

stranger: U male o f?
me:What's this? we're like in a chat room. M o F? what do u think Xunny is?

stranger: i just open 3dys ago. Hvnt create any web yet! Tiz at pavilion. And the name is 'lady shop'
me: Congratulations! i'll ask my mum to go there when she's there.. (hahaha...trying to confuse him i did, & that certainly a tacky name for a shop at Pavilion, Sg Wang maybe, but definitely not Pavilion material!)

stranger: I rasa pelik...Did your parents give u tiz name?
me: yes they did. We all hv weird names except for my brother who has a similar name as u.

stranger: Tq...U wear g-strings?    (what's the tq for anyway...n trying to b cheaky did he?)
me: my mum does, this is her phone btw...hehehe...

stranger: ohk. Sowie then!
me: hehehe... but ill ask mum to go check out ur shop whenever she goes to pavilion k, nice chatting with u Mr similar name with my brother!

stranger: Hw old ru?
me: 13, U?

stranger: 26! U r young lol to wear g-strings
me: hehehe...where did u get this no anyway?  N why are u chatting me up n not seeling things at ur shop?

and so that's the end of it..xD

have a great weekend peeps! i'll be at the Estee Lauder Breats Cancer Awareness Campaign at Pavilion, KL tomorrow  painting the PINK ribbon on people's face. :D

p/s:  i'll check out if there is a shop by that name definitely...;P



Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Wordless Wednesday~ Man! :P




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Happy WW peeps!


Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Wordless Wednesday~ Man & Shopping... :P

doesn't it look & sound familiar?

more linky here, here, here, here
 & more...if u check out the 1st here...

Happy WW all!!!

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

because they said "Goodbye"!

when asked where have his cousin sisters (Wawa, BamBam, syaniz & PNut)all gone to when i arrived at mePIL last sunday.
Eric my 3 yo lil cheeky monkey nephew answered;
Wawa's gone home,
BamBam's gone home,
Syaniz's gone home,
PNut's gone home,
everyone's gone home!

then i asked again: why did u let all of them go?
he simply said: because they said "Goodbye"!

xDxDxD

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

the Powder Puff Boy adventure..

whenever all his brothers are at school, my cheeky nephew Eric often plays by himself  nearby Tanter Mimi, Tanter Mis or even Tok Lat at the kitchen, the dining hall etc...or watches all the classic P.Ramlee movies with my MIL in her bedroom. and...whenever he goes missing & goes really, really, suspiciously QuiEt...seriously... one has to quickly go check up on him... :p

cos more then often, the discovery isn't that pretty!

...& This is one of it...
 


BOO!!! so this is what u've been up to hey!?


upon further investigation...we found this...trying to find out the weigh of the powder, did he?


 disposing of evidence...thinking that  no one would look & found out...:P



hiding behind Tanter Mis when he was discovered & scolded for the mess.





the punishment: clean up ur own mess Mister!

Point to Note: always beware of a suddenly missing creative child! (s)he could be up to anything / something unthinkably creative & sometimes inventive!:P

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